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Joke of the Day
"Just found a $5 bill in the dryer. -Adds money laundering to criminal resume."
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"How did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms"
"So I got brainfreeze today.. I was just trying out the cryogenic storage box 2000"
"Server: Would you like another glass of wine? Me: I'm sorry, I don't have time Server: For the wine? Me: No, for silly questions"
"Gunshots Or fireworks?"
"what do British people say when Satan is on his period? Bloody Hell!!!"
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off."
"Circle? Donut! Triangle? Pizza! Cylinder? Tater tot! - me teaching our 2yr old shapes"
"[Black Joke] what's the difference between a Black guy and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"
"I want to create something so good that everyone hates it a week later."