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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when gay men break up? A banana split"

"What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza? A pizza doesn't shoot up a school."

"A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce."

"What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !"

"I went to a dinner party for anorexics. There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet."

"What do condoms prevent? Minivans."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite drink? A White Russian. I'm so sorry."

"I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!"

"Hollywood sets impossible standards we can never live up to. Not even once have I saved people from dinosaurs with my knowledge of Unix."

"What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays. I know, I know... even I'm ashamed of myself for posting this!"