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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if an Asian broke into your house? Your math homework's done, your computer is upgraded, and that little shit is still trying to back out of your driveway."

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"A lier, crook, and murderer walks into a bar.... The bartender asks, ""What'll it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""
"I just watched a puppy do something really cute. It was like a real life YouTube video."
"What exactly is the difference between a New York City Park bathroom and a Law & Order crime scene?"
"What do you call a pool full of details? The specific ocean."
"If TGIF means ""Thank God It's Friday"" Does SHIT mean ""So Happy It's Tuesday?"""
"Why dogs are called K9? Because cats are K10"
"Sometimes I wonder how shit life would be if electricity was never invented. I mean it would be terrible having to watch TV by candlelight."
"""What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."""