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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a turkey in suspense? ...... ...... ...... I'll get back to you in a few weeks"

"I accidentally washed a black sock in with my whites and everything came out fine, so I totally get that whole ""I Have a Dream"" thing now."

"I can deal with shootings and police harassment. But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music. Time to leave the ghetto"

"States are like butts No one likes the flat ones."

"What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger? One was fired, the other was terminated"

"I can turn a case of beer into a drunk man. Your move, Jesus."

"Hey my name is Nathan and i'm 12 years old:) I was wondering if there was a dating site for only 12 year olds and under... I'm not asking for myself!! My uncle was wondering"

"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"""

"A programming genius named Sewter Built a limerick-writing computer The metre was fine And the rhymes quite divine But for some reason it always got the last line wrong"

"The only way to make conservatives feel threatened by climate change is to convince them the climate is gay."