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Joke of the Day

"Screwdriver walks into a bar Bartender says hey man we have a drink named after you? The screwdriver asks ""you have a drink named Steve?"""

"Apart from the name, what similarities do pencil rubbers and rubber johnnys share? They both erase mistakes."

"Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car."

"What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? a trom-bone."

"How can you tell when a Canadian is successful? He dies in his LA home at 82."

"When does John Cena get scared? When John CENA ghost!"

"What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes? Ripostes them"

"Just re-watched the lesbian scene in Black Swan. For the articles."

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic's Association"

"What do you call a computerized rock band? ASCII/DSCII"