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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Spanish Perfume? ""For hispanic and for herspanic"""
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"Making cakes Mom: I need to go to the store to buy some molasses. Dad: Why don't you just dig under the front yard?"
"Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever."
"What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common? They're always rebooting."
"What's the difference between a bear and the Bears football team? Nothing, they both shit in the woods."
"What did the DJ say to the jazz musician? Take me to the airport."
"Did you hear about the guy whose bank closed his account because he dropped his bowl of cereal? All his Chex bounced."
"So a Mexican sneaks across the border into America And the border patrol officer says ""Oh no not again"""
"What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple? iPatch"
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because they weren't born yesterday."