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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Spanish Perfume? ""For hispanic and for herspanic"""

"The only thing wrong with Bill Cosby was pudding. Pudding his dick where it didn't belong."

"Pyramid schemes... Wrong on so many levels"

"My favourite drivers are the designated ones."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it."

"Smokey: ""Only you can prevent forest fires"" Me: HOLY SHIT A TALKING BEAR"

"My brother shit himself.... my mom said holy shit"

"Accordion to a recent study, switching the words of a sentence with a musical instrument often goes unnoticed. It's science."

"What do ghosts order at the bar? Sam-BOO!-ca"

"[Joke Request] An actress, a lesbian, and a blonde walk into a bar... Request for a a joke with that beginning. Any help is appreciated! Please and thank you! :)"