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Joke of the Day
"The office supplier gave us some cheap toilet paper and now we've got a real mess on our hands."
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"I painted my computer black so it would run faster."
"A Jewish redditor decides to post a foreskin joke. [removed]"
"When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though* Apple: *quietly removes the battery timer*"
"What do you call a dwarf without a mouth? Short for words."
"5/6 doctors agree... Russian roulette is completely safe!"
"What do you call a depressed dog eating honeydew ? A meloncollie"
"A turtle is crossing the road.... when he is mugged by two snails. When the police show up they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies ""I don't know...it all happened so fast!"""
"What is the sun's favourite kind of food? Sol food"
"NBC TV is planning a new series, ""Airline Tragedies"" They are putting together the pilot right now."