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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear about the book about cowardice? A: It had no spine."

"Why do Feminists lay down during sex? They can't *stand* seeing a man have a good time."

"What does a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!"

"why did the cyclops close his school because he only had one pupil"

"[God creating cheesecake] GOD: [stuffing his face] oh man this is so good ANGEL: shouldn't u share it? GOD: [creates lactose intolerance]"

"Why was purple jealous? Because red blue green."

"Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour? No, sorry we only accept Visa or MasterCard."

"How does a crackhead order their whiskey? On the rocks"

"Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber? There was too much gas in them."

"Knock-knock... ""Knock-knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak - now you say 'Control Freak who?'"" :)"