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Joke of the Day

"Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world What do you call a fly with no wings....... A walk"

"Canadian bird watching is pretty depressing... It's hard to see these birds all aloon."

"Monster energy drink bumper stickers--because you can't give your truck an eyebrow piercing."

"What do you call a black person who smokes? An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this."

"How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? put a nipple on it."

"My son's favorite toy is the free blood pressure machine at Walgreens."

"Why did Helen Kellers kid commit suicide You would also if your name was Hughhhawahfluh Keller"

"There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't."

"[spelling bee] judge: your word is serendipity. me: can you use it in a sentence. judge: sure. gary googled the word serendipity."

"What company makes the best fireworks? Spacex"