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Joke of the Day

"Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world What do you call a fly with no wings....... A walk"

"Chris Christie's name... Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like Eric Erica Daniel Danielle or Bruce Caitlyn"

"Yo momma so fat I'm really starting to get worried about her health."

"What do you get when you combine 99 lesbians and a politician? 100 people that don't do dick"

"What's the best Disney song to listen to while having a threesome? You've Got a Friend in Me"

"Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags? They keep Terran."

"Subway must have introduced a new Genius feature, because they just suggested I might like a drink with my sandwich. I do. Nailed it."

"""You'll have more fun in high school, Zach.""nn""You'll have more fun in college, Zach.""nn""You'll have more fun in Hell, Zach."""

"My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation. That came out of nowhere."

"What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!"