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Joke of the Day
"*sees guy buying toilet paper* ahahaha that's gonna be for poop"
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"Lincoln was known for his signature look; stovepipe hat, chinstrap beard, fingerless driving gloves, Jordans, shirt with Ferrari logo on it"
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"You don't realize just how eco-friendly clowns are until you think about how much they carpool."
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"Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill."
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"I had sex with a girl at an apple orchid and she ended up getting pregnant... It's probably because I came in cider."