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Joke of the Day

"Lincoln was known for his signature look; stovepipe hat, chinstrap beard, fingerless driving gloves, Jordans, shirt with Ferrari logo on it"

"What does Hitler drink every morning? Concentrated Jews"

"I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila."

"""Make it look like I live in a Cheesecake Factory."" - NBA players to their interior designers"

"A ghost walks into a bar... For the boos"

"Circumcision is a sensitive subject... ...but not as sensitive as it used to be."

"If at first you don't succeed...."

"The 7 Habits of Highly Successful Nun Impersonators"

"As if "" cray cray"" wasn't irritating enough, people have started shortening it to "" cray""....that's just stu stu"

"A recent study says 1 in 3 people will be injured during sex this year. The rest are just doing it wrong."