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Joke of the Day
"You don't realize just how eco-friendly clowns are until you think about how much they carpool."
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"A guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap... Doctor: ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"The year is 2035. The only movies are superhero reboots. Anyone caught looking up from their phone is fined $100."
"Why does the devil get such a bad rap? Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide..."
"Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you're the crazy one."
"What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!"
"We built this community from the ground up as opposed to choosing a point in the air and building downwards from there."
"What does the titanic and the canucks have in common? They both fail big time when they hit the ice.."
"What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony"
"Today I Almost Fucked Up by finishing with a bad bunch line Whoops-"