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Joke of the Day
"What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !"
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"Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent! I'm not ashamed."
"I just bought condoms. The cashier asked if I needed a bag. I just said ""No, she isn't that ugly"""
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ... ackhh achkghk"
"If you like blowing candles on your birthday, what does that make you? A gay candle."
"Why did John Snow get an iPhone? For the watch."
"How do you play Taliban bingo? B-52...F-16...B-1.."
"[interview] ""Describe yourself in three words."" Me: responds poorly to authority"
"Do you avoid clickbait properly? You don't"