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Joke of the Day

"Two cows and a cat were going on a trip. Cow A: Do we go this way with the cat? Cow B: The cattle go this way, we shall go the udder way."

"A man carrying his wife. She asks him to put her down. ""All right, you're an idiot."" he replied."

"If we are talking and I reach up and slowly turn my bear suit head around backward, our conversation is over."

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients."

"""Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Dad: ""Well choose one honey, you can't do both""."

"Someone refine this joke if it's needed. Ay girl, I heard you like wearing food. Do you know where I can get jalapeno panties?"

"When I die I want my Group project members to lower me into my grave. So they can let me down one last time."

"If you're American walking into the bathroom and you're American walking out of the bathroon, what're you in the bathroom? European"

"Why does the bass fart a half-tone flatter than every other fish? He's got a **b** in front of his ass"

"Being an HR, whenever I get a new batch of resumes, I always throw half of them in the garbage. I don't want unlucky people working in my department."