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Joke of the Day

"[interview] THEM: what would you say if i gave you money from the register and told you to keep it? ME: thank you."

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"Why did Sara fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara."
"Why was the necrophiliac depressed? His rotten girlfriend split on him."
"Hey girl, are you an overdue library book? Cuz I'm gonna stuff you in the back of my car then forget about you"
"Why is flour retarded? Because it's in-bread."
"I'm pretty gullible Or at least what they tell me"
"electricity is from electrons... morality from morons?"
"Cowboy:"" Give me three packs of condoms, please."" Cashier:"" Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah...She's purty good lookin'...."""
"Today I gave my dead batteries away.... Free of charge!"
"I've got ten texts msgs today asking me for sex tonight. I wouldn't have minded, but I've borrowed my girlfriend's cell phone for the day."