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Joke of the Day

"Nothing makes me worry more than the kids saying ""Don't worry, we cleaned it up"""

"What's brown and sticky? Poo!"

"Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case? He only needed them after he'd opened it."

"Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan... ...when Jordan played baseball"

"The perfect response to ""there's a party in my pants and everyone's coming"" ""Is it a search party?"" Ba-dum-tiss.."

"Dear Religion, Pics or it didn't happen. Love, Science"

"Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band? Because he couldn't tuna piano! ^^^^I'll ^^^^show ^^^^myself ^^^^out"

"What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham? Bandit like Beckham"

"I saw two blind people on campus today One of them walks by the same spot every day at 1:20. I've never seen the other one before. I don't think she's seen me either... or ever will."

"MEN AIN'T FROM MARS AND WOMEN AIN'T FROM VENUS. BOTH YALL FROM EARTH AND BOTH OF YALL WACK"