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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between me and an egg? Eggs get laid."
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"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Utter destruction."
"Retarded people They shouldn't even exist"
"What do you do in a master bathroom? Masterbathe."
"German for 'constipated'. farfrompoopin"
"I used to have black friends. Until my dad sold them all."
"How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!"
"Oh thank goodness, my Uber driver knows what's really wrong with this country."
"Girl, are you E=mc 2? Because I do not have the energy to figure out what is the matter with you."
"Each year millions of innocent lives are lost when they accidentally board the wrong plane bound straight for the waiting mouth of a child."