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"What's Bruce Lee's favorite car? Kiaaaaaaaa"
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"Try The New McDonaldsTM Double Bacon Something Whatever I Don't Know Anymore But You're Gonna Eat It Anyways You Fat Piece Of Shit"
"They irony of being hit by a Dodge."
"Hubs says when I drink I'm ""too loud"" and use too many ""big words."" WELL I'M SORRY IF MY VOCIFEROUS GRANDILOQUENCE BOTHERS YOU!!"
"What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."
"How do we know Floyd Mayweather isn't a bomb? Because he can't tell the time."
"Kids make friends in 5 seconds, adults make friends in 5 drinks."
"Did you hear about Mr. Pizza's divorce? His wife got full crustody and half his dough."
"What do you call it when Britain, Russia, and France make a sexual pun before WWI? A triple Entendre. History jokes, man. they're killers."
"Q: What do you call a fish with three eyes? A: Fiiish."