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"How does a pig write home? With a pig pen."
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"She sells sea shells, to multi-national oil drilling companies who use them as their logo, by the sea shore."
"Chris Christie is so fat, he plans on walking for president."
"My friend went to the doctor... because he woke up and his penis was orange. The doctor took one look at it and said,""John you've been watching porn and eating cheetos again haven't you?"""
"We should teach North Korea a lesson and send them James Franco."
"What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant? I've bean everywhere, ma'am!"
"What do you call an impotent lizard? A reptile dysfunction"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children."
"What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing? ""Stop being so elfish, Karen!"""
"Wanna hear a joke? The broncos"