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Joke of the Day

"Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of ""Dark Side Of The Moon""? Because it's a terrible album."

"Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic"

"Reese Witherspoon was arrested Friday night. If some rag doesn't use ""REESE IS FALLING TO PIECES"" as a headline then this world is bullshit."

"What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street"

"Watching my kids play the Xbox Kinect and it's taking me back to when I was a kid and we had this great game called playing outside."

"Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land."

"Is life fair? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooo."

"If you're an American outside the bathroom what are you inside the bathroom? European."

"""If I had a Hi Fi"" - the next single by The Palindromes."

"Hey, baby, are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you."