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Joke of the Day
"1. Get tipsy. 2. Go into a tanning bed. 3. Pretend you're a panini."
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"WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?"
"What do you call a place that you put an arrested caucasian gang member in? A white blood cell."
"What is the needless meat to a vagina? The woman!"
"Italian Hot Tub What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called? Ja-scusi."
"If during the first five minutes of meeting a new person, he doesn't tell you he is a vegetarian... He is not a vegetarian."
"If two rap artists adopted a child... Would it be named Lil Jon Wayne?"
"Blind snipers have no idea what they're missing."
"We are friends until the waiter sets that plate of nachos down on the table, then we are mortal enemies"
"want a brand new identity when you go back to school? why not change your name to 'Bird Christmas' or 'Crisp Terdass'"