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Joke of the Day
"Sorry for throwing mice at your wedding."
Next Joke
"You know what they say about assumptions, right? They say that they are generally wrong."
"If you combined all the movies of Rob Schneider and made them into one single movie, it would be an extremely long movie."
"My girlfriend nicknamed me after a piece of classical music She calls me Canon in D Major"
"I've stopped texting ""K"" and started texting ""L"" instead so I don't have to reach so far over with my thumb."
"Hey, want to play the rape game? No? That's the spirit!"
"My phone changed 'loud' to 'logs' so I ""laughed out logs"" at a friend's joke. I mean, I did poop a little, BUT HOW DID MY PHONE KNOW?"
"What is the origin of black jewish people? The oven."
"Jesus only ever had one orgasm in his life We're still waiting for the Second Coming"
"""any ideas?"" let's tie a bunch of helium balloons together & then hold onto the strings ""whoa whoa whoa, let's not get carried away"""