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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it? Linoleum Blownapart"
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"I like my men like I like my packets of instant oatmeal: Chunky and knowledgeable with facts about dinosaurs."""
"[music club] what should we play today [hand goes up] yes joe? ""banjo"" all those who wanna ban joe raise their hand [everyones hand goes up]"
"How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V? Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!"
"A recruiter asked me if I wanted to be a hardcore developer I said sure, I've always wanted to work for PornHub"
"The mods removed the previous joke that summited about my penis. It was improperly tagged as long."
"Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!"
"Q:Why doesn't ed have a girlfriend? A: because she ran"
"I'm not late, I'm just giving you extra time to do shit on your phone."
"Donald Trump is gonna be the next US President pretty HILLARYous, isn't it"