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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween? Too many spooks."
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"""Are you the ghost of Christmas past?"" - what I ask a person with a flip phone."
"My dad has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"I got a job at a circle making factory! Sadly, I was fired today because I was cutting corners"
"My wife was vehemently prolife. Until she heard the news that my girlfriend is pregnant."
"The White House is putting on a play adaptation of Modern Family. When asked which character he wanted to be, Obama said ""Uhhh...let me be Claire."""
"For years I thought the ghost in my house was trying to scare me, turns out he was just booing my awful jokes"
"[creation of insects] LIGHTNING BUG: I will illuminate the night BEE: I will pollinate flowers FLY: I will eat shit and die"
"I lost 130 pounds of useless fat! Divorce is great!"
"What do you call an Native American slut that gives directions. A Navajo. I'll leave now."