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Joke of the Day

"Listening to Katy Perry is like fucking a fat person... It is fun, it is easy, but you don't want others to know you do it."

"The only person I want to see do a Harlem Shake video is Michael J. Fox."

"Something is bugging me... Something is bugging me. I keep thinking about my four year old daughter's vagina and I can't put my finger on it."

"I figured out how to talk to girls Just walk up to them and press A."

"What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine? A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS"

"What has big ears brings Easter treats and goes ""hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM""? The Easter Elephant."

"What kind of car does a cat drive? A Cadillac."

"Did you hear about the blind engineer ? Who built the taj mahal"

"Mental note, its inappropriate, according to the HR department, to put your hand on the back of a female coworkers head as she eats a banana"

"With everyone watching Democrats fight Democrats over tax cuts, now would be a great time for Republicans to have sex in airport washrooms."