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Joke of the Day

"I'm beginning to believe that my road worker friend is a kleptomaniac.. So I went to his house to confront him and all the signs were there."

"the plot of hitman is that greg hitman is just trying to go about his day but wacky things always seem to happen when he's around!"

"[DJ] A man dug three holes and said.... Well, well, well... Yes [DJ] = Dad Joke warning It's honestly my dad's favorite joke."

"An epic story of love Man riding bicycle with gf Man gives gf helmet Man says I love you Man does 720 inverted wheelie Man dies Man in news Woman cries"

"Peeing is Foursquare for dogs."

"Not funny, people. I lost both my parents to a Hot Tub Time Machine."

"A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan... A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan. After hearing about this, his friend says ""So, what was it like to be in the arms of an angel?"""

"Why were the police at the day care? Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest."

"Jesus saved my life... And before I could thank him he got in the car with Miguel and drove away."

"I'm not an expert on masturbation, but I hold my own."