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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about fucking a 10 year old girl? Flipping her over and pretending she's a 10 year old boy."

"A man walks into a bar... ... He ended up with three stiches on his nose."

"I once had a math test in an elevator... I was wrong on so many levels."

"What do you call a married knot? Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose."

"I've been at this elementary school talent show for half an hour and I've already heard ""Shake It Off"" 137 times."

"What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth? Gladiator"

"Facebook should have a relationship status called: Fu*k I don't know....Ask her"

"What's the best thing to come out of Oklahoma? Southbound 35."

"When is the only time you can park like a retard? In a handicapped spot."

"I bought a new thesaurus It's nothing to write house about"