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Joke of the Day

"Two Arabs are on a plane. One orders a bottle of Champagne and asks the other ""do you want some?"". The other replies ""No thanks, I'll have to drive soon""."

"I'm not a womanizer! They were all women when I found them!"

"I got arrested at the airport last week... Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."

"The only joke my mom ever made was me"

"My neighbors are organizing something called a ""fun run"". This shit never happened when I lived in my car."

"Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 come before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, yoda was."

"I asked my date if she'd ever done drugs. ""No,"" she said, taking a sip of her water. I said, ""Well, you have now."""

"Did you hear about that car that runs on seafood? I heard it's very efishient"

"Sharing a Facebook account with your gf/wife is the best way to let everyone know how whipped you are."

"What did A say to B about : and D? They seem happy when they are together - :D"