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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that car that runs on seafood? I heard it's very efishient"
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"So I heard Russia banned Scientology... I guess they're not Putin up with that."
"I can't decide which room not to clean first."
"My little brother just told me I looked stoned as hell. Which is a little weird, considering I don't have a little brother..."
"I installed skylights in my home, ...the people that lived above me were furious."
"Q: What do you call a home sexual on roller skates? A: rolaids"
"""Oh, beautiful. Just perfect. I wonder if I'll be able to control myself... aaaand they're gone."" - Me with Thin Mints, and women."
"What kind of music does a mummy like? (W)rap music!"
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"I can't tell jokes about the Titanic anymore... I just get a sinking feeling when I do."