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Joke of the Day
"My dad asked me if I wanted to join an acapella group in college I told him I was straight."
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"Watching commercials about retirement homes makes my boner reach for the stars."
"I thought ""#2 pencil"" meant a poopy finger. Guess that explains the low test scores."
"Quick! How many chameleons are in the room with you right now? You can never answer this question with 100% certainty."
"What's the difference between a feminist and an archangel that dislikes Biblical prophets? One is a Dan-hating Mike. The other is a man-hating dyke. edit: spelling because of anal dykes"
"Waking up in the middle of the night to a 4.0 earthquake is kinda awesome until you realize it was not an earthquake & what's that smell?"
"Why do trees die? They become board."
"Q: How do librarians file melted marshmallows? A: According to the Gooey Decimal System."
"First rule of Water Boarding Club: 1. You will talk"
"Whats better than winning gold in the Paralympics Walking"