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Joke of the Day
"My New Year's Resolution 1920 x 1080"
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"When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them. You can say I'm passive, aggressive."
"What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg)"
"Hi, I'm your son's teacher, Ms. Frizzle. Funny story, your kid is dead and inside a tortoise"
"There was a paradox... And ***Theseus*** parked his ***ship*** right in-between them. "
"My friend Gav died to die... after taking to many heart burn pills. I cant believe Gaviscon."
"Sure glad I filled my iPod with shit that I hate."
"Did you hear about the Rabbi who made his own fireworks? He called them Mazel Tov Cocktails ^(I am **so** sorry) ^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out."
"What do you get when you're outside too long on a cold night? (OC) Arcdick"
"Weight discrimination and fat-shaming are a real problem in our society. Do you know what the worst source of fat-shaming is? A mirror."