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Joke of the Day
"The first rule of Mormon fight flub is go door to door talking about Mormon fight club ."
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"Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon."
"What do you call a crushed angle? A RECTANGLE !"
"What's the best part of a pregnancy joke? The delivery."
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