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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up cunts."
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"[texting] ex: your friends were looking at me really strange at the game. me: yeah well I told them you died in a hot air balloon accident."
"Dark humor is like kids with cancer... Never gets old"
"Flowjob When a woman won't have sex because she's on her period, so she offers you a flowjob."
"[interrogation] ""What do you do for a living?"" ""Kidnapper."" ""Louder for the tape?"" [leans in] ""I'm a pig rapper. I make farmyard hiphop."""
"My superpower is making people laugh. Which would be great if I was trying to be funny."
"Did you hear about the comedian that calls himself ""The Sofa King""? He's sofa king funny."
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire"
"I'm like a fat lady's flip-flop... ...under a lot of pressure"
"A guy accidentally opens the bathroom door as a girl was taking a shower, he tries to say sorry but the girl interrups him: -Shh bby is ok"