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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John proceeds to break into tears as his mother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she doesn't even remember him."

"My phone just changed CrossFit to Croissant, this phone really knows me better than any human."

"Jumping on a trampoline naked is an awesome way to see the past, present and future of your body."

"What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty? Will you be my grill friend?"

"Always remember you're someones reason to smile Because you are a joke"

"A good date ends with dinner. An excellent date ends with breakfast."

"Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work."

"Sometimes I like to sit on the floor, bring my knees up to my chest and then lean forward. But that's just how I roll."

"I just have a step ladder I never knew my real ladder"

"If you want to understand who loves you more, your wife or your dog, lock them both on the balcony After three hours unlock them and see who's happier to see you"