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Joke of the Day

"I was disappointed after I won the grand prize on the game show last night. It was for a year supply of calendars."

"I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don't know I'm using blanks. All credit to Emo Phillips."

"I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis."

"*Tries to go into debt* DEBT: I have a boyfriend"

"Cuban Joke One Cuban young woman complains to another. ""He lied to me! He told me that he was a luggage handler! It turns out, he's nothing but a neurosurgeon!"""

"A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke. But they ran out of material."

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb ? Not three, my basement is still dark."

"delete cookies? WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?! I LOVE COOKIES."

"Your name is Jeff with a G? Jeffg? Ok"

"[NSFW] What starts with an R and ends with a sentence? Rape"