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Joke of the Day
"What do bacteria eat for breakfast? prokaryoats"
Next Joke
"Remember alcohol is NEVER the answer. ""Why can't I get it up?"" Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer."
"Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell."
"What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old? The water washes away her tears"
"An inverse exorcism... When you have to summon Satan to get the priest out of the boy."
"A guy is lying on a field. There's a backpack lying on his back, and a lot of flies are flying around. What's in the backpack? A parachute."
"What's the best kind of bee? Boo-bees"
"What's the difference between Christmas presents and ass whuppins? You ain't gettin' no Christmas presents!"
"I like my donuts like I like my women Cream filled."
"What bounces and makes kids cry? My donation cheque to ""Children in Need""."