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Joke of the Day

"What's the best kind of bee? Boo-bees"

"Ever heard of jenkem? It's the shit!"

"Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media."

"I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. I guess in the end, they just didn't share the same views!"

"Him: my name is Robert but my friends call me Bob, you can call me whatever you like. Me: Cool, nice to meet you Nachos."

"Damn girl, are you a time traveler? Because being fat was attractive in the 1500's."

"if all my friends jumped off a cliff I wouldn't do it too because cats can land on their feet they'll be fine"

"Thanks to ringtones, I now associate all my favorite songs with the annoyance and dread of being interrupted and having to talk to somebody."

"Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench A man walks up in a trenchcoat and flashes them. The first lady has a stroke, the second lady couldn't quite reach."

"Valve is like a deadbeat dad.... They both do well on creating, but suck at taking care of the offspring."