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Joke of the Day
"Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell."
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"What's speed of sex? 68 because at 69 she needs to turn around."
"Pretty soon you'll be able to get married online, instead of saying ""I do"" you will have to click ""I agree to these terms and conditions."""
"You should not disagree with my spear It has a point."
"What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts? ""He's a keeper"""
"I like my coffee like I like my women hand-picked brazilian."
"What's the difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls on the prairie; the other prowls on the hairy."
"In order to say you're ""born again"" you should have to spend a week on a cross or 9 months in a vat of amniotic fluid."
"What do you call a group of Indians? A Paki"
"HARRY POTTER: Alohamora MORA: Aloha, Harry"