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Joke of the Day
"Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell."
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"Knock knock, interrupting cat (warning, do NOT tell joke in busy public areas) Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cat Interrupting ca... MMEEAAOOWW"
"No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come."
"Michael Schumacher has spoken out about global warming, in a statement he said ""Things are getting pretty bad, just yesterday I was skiing and when I woke up this morning it was summer"""
"I'm going to start making my own baby food... What's the best cut of baby?"
"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" I disagreed with him, since pointing out the color of paint does not infer anything about my opinions of different ethnicities"
"BUILD A MAN A FIRE... BUILD A MAN A FIRE AND HE'LL BE WARM FOR A DAY SET A MAN ON FIRE, HE'LL BE WARM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE."
"Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don"
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"What kind of meth do nerds like? Xbox SmartGlass"