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Joke of the Day

"If a blue man lives in the blue house, a red man lives in the red house, and a green man lives in the green house, who lives in the white house? an orange man"

"I'll throw corrosive acid in the face of anyone who casually glaces at my computer screen while passing my cubicle."

"Which sex position produces the ugliest children? I don't know, ask your mum."

"My cousin writes a lot of dark, emo poetry His parents say not to worry, though - he's just going through a phrase."

"Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd beaspirin tablets!"

"What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu? In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend."

"Twitter yesterday: We are outraged about the lion! Twitter today: We are outraged about the outrage about the lion!"

"The earthquake shortened Earth's day by 1.8 microseconds, so don't expect me to get everything done this week."

"What does a gay man and a rhubarb have in common? It's not right to call them a fruit."

"Give em an enchilada, they'll take a milechilada."