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Joke of the Day
"What does a gay man and a rhubarb have in common? It's not right to call them a fruit."
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"What's the cheapest meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."
"A woman goes on a fishing trip with 20 guys. The only thing she came home with was a Red Snapper"
"Why would Louis and Clark adore living in todays age? Because the difficulty in finding the North-West passage significantly declined once we discovered it was Kim Kardashian's vagina."
"If I was the editor of a magazine, I would put gametes on the cover Because sex cells."
"What's the difference between a pig and a musician? A pig won't stay up all night to fuck a musician"
"If you put me on hold and you come back while I am audibly pooping, that's on you."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a guy, on the side of the highway reciting the alphabet backwards and trying to walk a straight line."
"What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake"
"My friend is agoraphobic... ..it pairs nicely with his obsessive nudism."