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Joke of the Day
"Which sex position produces the ugliest children? I don't know, ask your mum."
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"We could clothe the needy with all the extra fabric black dudes wear."
"What's the funniest joke you know? (Here's one of mine) Two flies were arguing on a toilet seat. One got pissed off."
"Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar."
"Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people I saw their messages."
"What is Obama's last name? care"
"PRO TIP- Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half"
"""Well, my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape."" Bob Toblerone to rival chocolate manufacturer."
"Threesome So, I finally talked my wife into having a threesome... So she said the only condition is that she pick the other girl... So I told her no... I will pick both of them.."
"I wouldn't say my wife was fat....... .....but she wore a white dress to the cinema last night and they showed the film on her back!"