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Joke of the Day

"I went to the doctor's and he asked me for a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample... So I handed him my underwear."

"Why was the nose running? Cuz it's a running nose"

"So a guy gave his friends 10 puns to try and make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"Necrophilia Beer: ""Sit back and crack open a cold one."""

"Did you hear the headline abou the lunatic who raped the laundry woman and ran away? ""Nut screws washer and bolts"""

"What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly? They ostrich-sized him"

"Hey girl is your dad a terrorist cause...oh your dad works for Al-Qaeda? No, wait this is a pickup line. I'm sorry please don't cry."

"What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!"

"When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that sh!t."

"Why do all dads have huge dicks? Because the kids have tiny hands."