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Joke of the Day

"Two guys walk into a bar. Which was dumb, because the second one should have ducked!"

"""Waiter!"" shouted the furious diner ""How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!"" ""My apologies"" said the waiter. ""I'll inform the branch manager."""

"OK, so they have GPS that can navigate you all the way across the country...why can't someone invent a device that can remind you why you went into a room?"

"how did the bananas get away from the cops? They split up."

"What do books and sex have in common? They both have a climax."

"KFC came out with the Obama Bucket.. Its all left wings, and chicken shits."

"If cloning ever becomes real, I want 3 triceratops. I even already have names for them. Oneceratops, Twoceratops, and Jeff."

"Funny that when a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she's considered a slut ... but when I do it I'm gay."

"I wish I was a pepper So I could be jalapeno business"

"I eat a lot of swordfish. I like to be ready in case there's a food fight."