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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the farmer who tried to be a stand up comedian? His jokes weren't dairy funny."
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"Rule #0 of the Internet: Nothing you put online, even for a second, can ever be taken down. Drink that in and know it."
"Did you hear that great joke about Schrodinger's cat?"
"A trooper asks a sergeant: - Is it true that man descended from a monkey? - Yes troopers possibly were. But not sergeants."
"What did one Japanese man say to the other? Something in Japanese."
"A clean house is a sign of a misspent life."
"The Japanese believe the color of a person's aura changes to cyan before they die. Cyan-Aura"
"5 out of 4 people don't get jokes about fractions."
"1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean nasty ugly smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !"
"Going to see the new batman tonight, heard it got killer reviews."