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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby? A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper."

"What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't? I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens."

"People make such a big deal about vegans, but I don't get it. I've never had a beef with one."

"Cripple jokes are terrible... I just cant stand them..."

"My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood"

"At Fantastic Beasts & some nerds are in Hogwarts robes so I don't know why they're giving me the stink eye for my Wonder Woman outfit"

"I put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed."

"""How much would you say you read the Bible?"" ""Well, I don't read it religiously."" Bud-dum tss, I hate myself."

"Do Russia and Uganda realize if they put all their gay people in jail then jail will become the nicest part of their country?"

"Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok choose a corner."