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Joke of the Day

"A woman tries to flirt with a depressed man suffering from ID crisis in a bar. Woman: Hey! Who's the handsome man here? And the dude goes ""Oh God! Not again! Who am I?"""

"How to even in three and half easy steps. I literally can't even."

"Did you hear about the blind engineer ? Who built the taj mahal"

"A philosopher says to the linguist... ""What if, instead of periods, woman had apostrophes?"" The linguist replied, ""They'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions."""

"How to avoid clickbait Not like this"

"Did you hear about that kid who claimed that his age was 2015? He was infact a *year* old."

"Sometimes people say I look like Owen Wilson, and I always say the same thing to them Wooow, You're crazier than a road lizard."

"Do you know the best way to cook lamb? Well done ewe."

"Why doesn't God like grapefruit? Because he doesn't fucking exist."

"What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg? Hop in"