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Joke of the Day
"Pizza is like sex... When its good, its really good, but when its bad, its still pretty good."
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"My opinion on mediums where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged? I'm forum."
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"Someone asked me if there were any LGBT gamers in the group I guess you could call be a GAYmer...hehe"
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