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Joke of the Day

"Pizza is like sex... When its good, its really good, but when its bad, its still pretty good."

"I had to get knee surgery the other day... now my knee is a faux-knee"

"My biggest fear is that I'm holding my baby and a rapper asks me to put my hands in the air."

"I asked my Grandfather what it's like to have Alzheimer's. He stared blankly at me as he no longer remembers any of his family members or how to construct sentences."

"Save the date! Someone is trying to ruin it by having a wedding."

"Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you're nuts."

"Why do people tip cows? Their service isn't even that good."

"What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave? Mind if I Slytherin?"

"Paul Walker was a great guy Throwing a barbecue street side for free"

"Today's World : You Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your relatives as far away as possible"