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Joke of the Day
"Pizza is like sex... When its good, its really good, but when its bad, its still pretty good."
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"I had sex in French class once. She was on *la verge* of cumming."
"Everyone's a feminist until they're stuck on a sinking ship."
"Another Santa-Banta Joke During sex ,Santa suddenly stops & remains motionless.... Wife: What the hell are you doing? Santa: I have seen this on youtube... Its called BUFFERING"
"Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!"
"What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate? No, a fence."
"The burrito I ate for lunch today just sent me a push notification."
"I thought more people would laugh at my candy joke... But all I heard was a few snickers."
"The Discovery Channel is filming a new series about my ex-wife. It is called Deadliest Snatch"
"How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't see the point and just sit in the dark."