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Joke of the Day
"I had to get knee surgery the other day... now my knee is a faux-knee"
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"*lady shares a wallet photo of her son* *i pull out a 20-part accordion wallet photo set of my dogs*"
"Scientists have discovered secret of infinite electric pover... ... - a generator without 'Turn off' button."
"How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike? They are always having something get taken."
"What happened to the fly that sat on the toilet seat? He got pissed off."
"What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonnorhea"
"How can a cat walk with no feet? He can't, it's impawsible."
"""wat can i say.. im a people person"" said the man who was MADE OUT OF PEOPLE"
"My dad gave me $20 for lunch today I don't know why, a $5 note tastes the same."
"Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken."