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Joke of the Day

"How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife? Glad-he-ater"

"My brother and I ran out of protein powder. I turned to him and said, ""no whey....."" (true story)"

"My dad wears loosey-whities."

"Last night in bed, my wife said we should try some role reversal. So I told her, I had a headache."

"My girlfriend asked if I would spend a month away from her for 5000 dollars. It's tempting, but I don't think I can afford it."

"Why are dentists really good hackers? Because they always get root access."

"I saw a smart car get hit with a snow ball today, yep, it was totalled!"

"How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers."

"I only learned Roman numerals so I can be damn sure which Rocky I'm about to watch."

"Are you half decapitated? Because this joke is poorly executed."