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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? A show off"
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"What did Harry Potter name his daughter? Harry Daughter."
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"Pro Tip: If you are under the age of 35, don't get married. If you are over 35, don't get married. If you are 35, don't get married."
"Ok /r/jokes, give me your best. Just wanted to see this subreddits potential. And that I'm not much of a funny person."
"I already blamed 5 of my problems on Black Lives Matter, 7 on political correctness and 3 on the Ghostbusters reboot. Need more scapegoats."
"Well, a wasp just flew into my house and I hope the fire department gets here soon."
"""Did you check your pockets?"" - kangaroo who's lost a child"