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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? A show off"
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"The difference between being interrogated by a terrorist & interrogated by a woman is that eventually the terrorist will end your suffering."
"What do you call a bear that's questioning their sexuality? A bipolar bear."
"Where is the most ironic place to get a girl pregnant? Abortion clinic."
"Not sure which is worse, the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch saying he doesn't want ugly people wearing his clothes or that people still wear A&F"
"Is a man more intelligent before, during or after sex? During. Because you're plugged into the know it all"
"A masochist and a sadist are having rough sex. Masochist: ""Hurt me! Hurt me!"" Sadist: ""No."""
"I'd take Cap'n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren't on his hat."
"Just got a fancy new bathroom scale that tells you what percentage pizza you are."
"How are Bungee jumping and visiting a prostitute a like? If the rubber breaks, you're dead."